Fox people gone crazy: "Climate activist Greta Thunberg latest world leader to meet with Ukrainian president"
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🧠 These people are stupid!
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I wanted to make a puppet show video in early 2020 . . .
OPENS to the tune of "Won't you come home Bill Bailey":
QEII FINGER PUPPET dances in a bright Easter egg colored dress whilst singing "Won't you come home dear Harry, won't you come home? Moanin' the whole day long. I'll do the cookin' Harry, I'll pay the rent. I know I done you wrong." etc.
PRINCE HARRY the puppet answers, singing morosely, pacing with his head hung low:
"Oh Granma,
You know my Meghan
She's got to be a star. . .
So we gotta go, we gotta go go go
To Hollywooooood
And put on a show. . . (Woe is me)
Meghan wants to be the queen of everything
And star in "Evita"
Even though she can't sing. . .
She wants a new tiara every day
And designer gowns galore
How am I gonna pay? . . . (Woe is me, woe is me)
Granma, Pa won't give me the money
To make Meghan happy
Even though she's my honey . . .
It's not easy to get a girl
How does a ginger boy
Get along in this world? . . . (Woe is me, woe is me, woe is me)"
Harry SHUFFLES OFF with his Grandmother.
ENTER Greta puppet, rowing in a canoe across the Atlantic, shouting:
"How dare you! How dare you! You have stolen my toilet paper! How dare you!"
CANOE SINKS in the waves. . . .
ENTER Prime Minister Abe of Japan puppet. He makes a speech on TV, to set the minds of the Japanese people at ease, due to the toilet paper shortage.
"Don't worry my people! Japan is very strong at making the toilet paper! You don't have to rely on unreliable toilet paper from China! Our factories will be working day and night to supply our people with mountains of toilet paper so that you can use it to your hearts' content!"
CROWD puppets of Japanese people cheer and carry the PM away on their shoulders to shouts of "Banzai, banzai, banzai!!!"
END of musical puppet show. Puppets take a bow.
But nobody at that time seemed to have a sense of humor. They were deeply in fear for their lives, masked up and putting plastic everywhere (in a vain attempt to stop germs) . . . BEFORE the shots, which were the actual danger.
And you all know the rest of the story.