What are the odds that he looks like a twin of someone he shares the same name with on the other side of the country, and that his doppelganger is a pizza-loving groomer.
If I wasn't so cynical, I'd say one of them is a clone, and ended up with the same name by oversight in the admin department. But guess what, I'm fucking cynical.
That is a startlingly creepy resemblance. And the name is downright dickensian. (oops pun included:)
What are the odds that he looks like a twin of someone he shares the same name with on the other side of the country, and that his doppelganger is a pizza-loving groomer.
If I wasn't so cynical, I'd say one of them is a clone, and ended up with the same name by oversight in the admin department. But guess what, I'm fucking cynical.