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I am beginning to imagine the scare event going like this:
Biden: "We are authorising the first strike use of Nuclear Weapons"
MSM: "Hahaha look the Russians are mass-evacuating Moscow, heading to bunkers that have been prepared in sufficient capacity to house everyone in Russian cities, they are scared! hahaha"
Putin: "Biden is illegitimate, if America launches anything we will unleash a total strategic strike on all Western targets"
Biden: "We are going to launch in 3 hours unless you withdraw from Ukraine"
MSM: "The streets of every Russian city are empty, everyone is in Bunkers, there is no sign of a Russian withdrawal"
America: "Uh where are our bunkers?"
Biden "This bunker is great Jack, and we got icecream. LAUNCH"
MSM: "Biden has apparently suffered a bullet injury in the bunker and the launch has been called off"