To do my part in keeping him safe, I would dye my hair orange and wear a suit to be Trump's Body Double. That could be a sweet gig. Hang out near DJT, get to taste his food, see Mar-a-Largo, (as Dave from X22 calls it), get to wave to his adorning fans on the regular, exciting life!
Except that so many wackos would want to kill me.
So be it. God Bless Donald J Trump! Keep him safe I pray. Join me in that Patriots!
Amen.
Would be an even sweeter deal if there was a Melania double involved too. Naturally, the charade would need to be carried out accurately and completely…
To do my part in keeping him safe, I would dye my hair orange and wear a suit to be Trump's Body Double. That could be a sweet gig. Hang out near DJT, get to taste his food, see Mar-a-Largo, (as Dave from X22 calls it), get to wave to his adorning fans on the regular, exciting life!
Except that so many wackos would want to kill me. So be it. God Bless Donald J Trump! Keep him safe I pray. Join me in that Patriots! Amen.
Im reminded of one of my favorite childhood warrior quotes
"Today's a good day to die".
Everybody dies. Not everyone chooses to die like a warrior.
Would be an even sweeter deal if there was a Melania double involved too. Naturally, the charade would need to be carried out accurately and completely…