This is my Hopium. There are many like it, but this Hopium is mine.
My Hopium is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Hopium is useless. Without my Hopium, I am useless. I must fire my Hopium true. I must troll straighter than my enemy who is trying to troll me. I must show him before he shows me. I will ...
My Hopium and I know that what counts in war is not the redpills we fire, the noise of our Ree, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.
This is my Hopium. There are many like it, but this Hopium is mine.
My Hopium is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Hopium is useless. Without my Hopium, I am useless. I must fire my Hopium true. I must troll straighter than my enemy who is trying to troll me. I must show him before he shows me. I will ...
My Hopium and I know that what counts in war is not the redpills we fire, the noise of our Ree, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.