This is why guys build man caves, or go on lone hiking and fishing trips. That 1% is so annoying, we're trying to get away from THAT too.

That 1% has a name, and it usually has purple hair and an attitude you can see coming a mile away (or hear the reeeeee sound of their mating call before they get in visual range). Easy enough to avoid, expect when they sneak up on you and startle you on the trailhead - in which case just throw raw meat in their direction as a repellent and then slowly back away. Whatever you do, don't engage!

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