Reporting here from GAW News Live:
"Our digital warriors from GAW reported in May that Hollywood is shutting down due to the writer strike." wink wink!!
"Nightly talk shows including The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, are set to go dark starting on Tuesday after writers agreed to strike."
https://deadline.com/2023/05/writers-strike-late-night-shows-to-shut-down-immediately-1235352054/
GAW reporters attempted to contact Stephen Colbert for comment and he said, "He doesn't have time to talk right now, he has a photo shoot with John Podesta and he was running late"
"Breaking News: GAW digital warriors are now reporting that Hollwood actors are going on strike. The actors claim they are worried they will be replaced by AI."
We contacted an undisclosed anon who gave us this comment, "The actors are setting up a scenario that they can use in the future when their pedophile tapes from Epstein Island is presented to a military tribunal, they will claim innocence, say it was AI generated."
We contacted the most reliable confidential source for GAW News for comment to confirm these allegations, he responded to us on 8Kun:
"That is 100% confirmation Hollywood is a shithole, thank you for tuning in to GAW News, stay tuned for more reporting on Adam Schiff's pedophile escapades at the Standard Hotel in future reports."
Loved it but it's gonna need a shitpost flair before long. :)
My sister is a retired drama teacher so I saw a lot of plays. Most tv and movie actors aren't that skilled, they develop a few quirks that then gets used again and again. Arnold had no acting skill at all and his accent was terrible, but he had the big muscles and connections...
Saw/read this at DR. Kek
@Thekeksociety DEAR HOLLYWOOD!
WE KNOW THAT YOU ACTORS + ACTRESSES ARE NOT JUST ON STRIKE!
THE PEOPLE JUST DONT HAVE ANY NEED FOR YOU NO MORE!
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY WE HAVE ABANDONED ALL OF YOU!
WE HAVE ABANDONED ALL OF HOLLYWOOD!
NO MOVIE COMPANY IS GOING TO PAY ANY ACTOR WHAT YOU ALL MADE BEFORE! WHEN NO ONE IS PAYING TO SEE YOUR MOVIE!
WE MAKE THE STAR! WE PAY FOR THE MOVIE!
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! WE NO LONGER NEED YOU!
WE REMEMBER THAT WHEN WE NEEDED YOUR ADVICE, YOU WERE JUST A PUPPET PUSHING AN AGENDA
TAKE YOUR GLAM! YOUR FAKE FACES! YOUR HUNGER FOR EVIL! YOUR HUNGER FOR POWER + YOUR POOR MEDICAL ADVICE!
WE KNOW YOU ALL GET PAID BY BIG PHARMA!
GO ON STRIKE! IT WONT CHANGE A THING!
YOUR JUST AN ACTOR! YOUR NOT TOUGH! YOUR NO TERMINATOR, YOU’D PROBABLY GET YOUR ASS KICKED IN A FIGHT!
WE ALL HAVE HEARD ABOUT YOU!
WE HEARD ABOUT YOUR SECRET SOCIETIES, SEX PARTIES AND RITUALS!
TAKE YOUR IDOLS AND LEAVE!
I love it! We are the news now, we can make you or break you.
During the ongoing writer strike, writers for late-night shows expressed their frustration with having to focus on constant propaganda jokes and political content. They mentioned that they sometimes longed to inject humor into their scripts, like telling a simple fart joke, but felt restricted by the current environment. They emphasized the importance of creative freedom in their work and hoped that once the strike was resolved, they could bring back a more diverse range of humor to entertain their audiences.
"Like does the propaganda need to happen every night?" The writer further expressed, "It feels like we're drowning in political content, and while it's important to address significant issues, we also want to entertain our viewers with a variety of humor. Sometimes, we just want to step away from the constant propaganda and bring back the light-hearted moments that make people laugh without any underlying agenda." They hoped that the strike would bring attention to their concerns and open up a dialogue about striking a better balance between political satire and genuine comedic content on late-night shows.
"Back in the day, we had the freedom to poke fun at all political candidates, regardless of their party affiliation. It was all in good humor, and the audience loved it. But now, it's like we're walking on eggshells, afraid to offend anyone. I can't believe I have to go soft on Bumbling Joe and portray him as some kind of hero. It feels like I'm selling my comedic soul for Biden, and that's not what I signed up for. If they want me to compromise my creative integrity, they better be ready to pay me a lot more because this is not what I envisioned when I became a comedy writer."