I'll give Zelensky some credit. He definitely uses his well-laundered cash from the U.S. to give himself a lot of time to work out at the gym while losing a war taking place within his borders.

Chris Christie should ask him about tips to lose weight, because that is one fat ass shaking hands with another ass, like two lopsided cheeks. I mean seriously, it's like a control experiment where one guy left his right leg unused his entire life, but his left leg was doing some one legged weighted squats.

This is all to say, Chris Christie is fat as hell and it's really noticeable when the ass of the middle east is standing beside him.