Deep inside a Delaware strip mall closet, an old, forgotten Pentium computer's NPC.EXE is running wild, compiling deranged and out-dated modmails that read... well, retarded like THIS! Any local frogs up for a mission? Please find & unplug this poor museum relic of a PC! It is suffering! 🐸
(media.greatawakening.win)
YOU'VE GOT BETA MALE!
Right? And not to mention the side F keys! But what really kills me is the pack of Newports...
In 1985, those were the only menthol cigs sold in the commissary on base lol.
In 1991 in Turkey the commissary sold Lucky Strike Lights for $2 a carton, and they had a $2.50 manufacturer's coupon on the box. We had ration cards that allowed 4 cartons per month so I would get 2 of the Lucky Strike Lights and 2 Marlboro Lights, make a dollar on the 2 crappy ones, and use those for admission to the local club downtown. It was either $5 or 1 pack of American cigs to get in. Each carton ultimately saved me $50.50 each month.