199 Californians Hoping Hurricane Will Wash All Poop Off Sidewalks (babylonbee.com) 🐸💥 TOPKEK! 💥🐸 posted 1 year ago by _Big_Mike_Robinson 1 year ago by _Big_Mike_Robinson +199 / -0 Californians Hoping Hurricane Will Wash All Poop Off Sidewalks CALIFORNIA — Citizens of California are holding out hope that flooding from Hurricane Hilary will wash off the massive amounts of poop clinging to the state's sidewalks. 42 comments share 42 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's named Hillary so will probably just make things worse.
It will blow in the reek of Cabbage and Farts and Urine! Californians re-don their masks in the hope the odor is blocked!
They also have a story up that says Hurricane Hilary destroyed tens of thousands of emails and crushed someone's cell phone "almost like a hammer had hit it"