“We're experiencing, now, an issue with the water supply. We're being told that the water is not safe to drink. It's also not safe after boiling, which is quite frightening. And we don't know how long these restrictions are going to be lasting on the public.”
“We're also hearing that the potable water being brought in by government officials is making people ill for whatever reason. They're experiencing fevers, chills, and other ailments from drinking this potable water that's been left. So I really urge you guys to please be careful on ingesting this water, and where you're getting it from
But, my government wouldn’t want to kill me, surely, you must be a crazy conspiracy theorist if you don’t trust the government.
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"