I had a fleeting thought that maybe B_ill G_ates-of-Hell would release some Malaria-injected mosquitos over the crowd on the first day, or, have drones drop some sort of aerosolized spores on them to jumpstart the 'new COVID variant scare' and as most are narcissists and feel they are 'influencers' and do constant daily selfies to promote themselves, he'd have a captive audience to spread the COVID fear porn propaganda to millions within hours.

Alas, all they got was muddy feet, a new case of chlamydia and stuck tires.