Dick is wearing a cowboy hat, so he must be telling the truth!

If we didn't live in Clown World, W Bush and Dick Cheney would be praising Donald Trump from the top of the capitol dome and bowing at his feet. Trump accomplished the Bush agenda far greater than those two clowns ever pretended to. Consider every issue:

• Crushing Islamic terror (ISIS)
• Purging Saudi Arabia of terrorists
• Nation-building Iraq
• Drilling oil for energy independence
• Tax cuts
• Growing the economy through supply-side economics

All those were Bush's priority agenda items. Not to mention Bush should know what it feels like for Dems to try to steal an election from him because they tried it in 2000. That's if all this weren't theater.

Which is why this video is proof that it really is theater. The Bush agenda was never real. Bush and Cheney were never real. It was an act, and their forever-wars would still be churning out dead US soldiers and exporting opiates worldwide if it weren't for Trump.

Remember the rumor that went around in the late 2000's that Dick Cheney was "well hung?" It's about to take on new meaning after his Gitmo trial.