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They should have the Sham-Wow rapist dude on to do the 'Seen On TV' infomercial about how wonderful they'll feel once fully jabbed....again...again......again!
Jab-wow. Not $59.99, NOT $49.99. NO, NOT EVEN $39.99. This amazing offer of $29.99 will expire in 15 minutes, so get your jab-wow for 3 easy payments of $49.99 and you too can help fight climate over population. Act now offer only to the first 90 million callers.