Yes, My Cousin's Pillow.

I called him after my 4 hour drive home and told him to go put a note on the pillow saying, 'If I should die I do hereby bequeath this pillow to it rightful owner (my name)

He is in his 80's now. I was talking to him at a gathering a number of years ago, when he was 72, and I had heard he was screwing this 22 year old. I said something about 22 ain't that a little young, and he ask me, "Do you know how many time 72 goes into 22?" and then he quickly says, "Once" He has always been quick witted.

He's my first cousin, but my dad pretty much raised. He's the kind of man you want ever meet another like him.