But if any of you know Ralph Cirella, his hair stylist who seemingly gets a paycheck for doing absolutely nothing, I knew some in his circle of friends. You'd be amazed at the rabbit hole.
Ralph Cirella was hired initially as an assistant that did nonsense stuff for Howard. And do his hair and fashion him up {one could say he failed at both)
Anyway things began to change in 92/93. Howard was out with his wife somewhere and saw Ralph at the same expensive restaurant/bar. Ralph was with a couple of his boys and some hot model type women.
This apparently incensed perennially insecure Howard. Ralph was only getting paid about 12k at the time .
"How the hell is Ralph hanging where I do?!"
Around this time Howard is at the top of the world with a best selling book about to be made into a movie, Private Parts.
But his marriage is suffering badly at this time. As the movie goes into production, his assistant Ralph begins bringing women around between filming days. They go out to the bars together.
One of the girls mentioned that they resemble each other so much they could be brothers
They hatch a plan to enable Howard to cheat on Allison while providing cover. {Allison has been under a NDA since before the divorce}
Ralph will begin to style himself as Howard. It will be brought up on the show how he constantly is out pretending to be Howard to get laid. Howard pretends that this angers him when in fact he planned it.
Ralph even takes the hit for Howard, on air, when Allison finds a condom in his movie trailer.
As the years go on, Ralph begins looking exactly like Howard. It's all a scheme so that Howards proclivities can always be blamed on poor Ralph Cirella.
Do tell.
It would need an entire post on it's own.
But if any of you know Ralph Cirella, his hair stylist who seemingly gets a paycheck for doing absolutely nothing, I knew some in his circle of friends. You'd be amazed at the rabbit hole.
And it's not that they are gay lovers
Well?? We're WAAIITING!...
Here's one part
Ralph Cirella was hired initially as an assistant that did nonsense stuff for Howard. And do his hair and fashion him up {one could say he failed at both)
Anyway things began to change in 92/93. Howard was out with his wife somewhere and saw Ralph at the same expensive restaurant/bar. Ralph was with a couple of his boys and some hot model type women.
This apparently incensed perennially insecure Howard. Ralph was only getting paid about 12k at the time .
"How the hell is Ralph hanging where I do?!"
Around this time Howard is at the top of the world with a best selling book about to be made into a movie, Private Parts.
But his marriage is suffering badly at this time. As the movie goes into production, his assistant Ralph begins bringing women around between filming days. They go out to the bars together.
One of the girls mentioned that they resemble each other so much they could be brothers
They hatch a plan to enable Howard to cheat on Allison while providing cover. {Allison has been under a NDA since before the divorce}
Ralph will begin to style himself as Howard. It will be brought up on the show how he constantly is out pretending to be Howard to get laid. Howard pretends that this angers him when in fact he planned it.
Ralph even takes the hit for Howard, on air, when Allison finds a condom in his movie trailer.
As the years go on, Ralph begins looking exactly like Howard. It's all a scheme so that Howards proclivities can always be blamed on poor Ralph Cirella.
And what proclivities they are!
Ill read, if you write!
Down the thread I added one piece of the story