Donald Trump as a Viking chieftain, donning a horned helmet and commanding the rugged landscapes of Iceland.
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To be historically accurate, Vikings did not wear horned helmets; they would be too easy to be grabbed in battle and take the warrior down. Here are some real Viking helmets:
https://imgur.com/8jGX3Jh
https://acc-cdn.azureedge.net/mrlnop420media/0009405_the-norseman-helmet.jpeg
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1752/2843/products/valsgarde-viking-helmet-replica_600x600.jpg?v=1594151000
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/fd/b4/abfdb4e87540605e41d60660e99b931d.jpg
I think the last one is a reconstruction of the Sutton Hoo helmet of King Rædwald of East Anglia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutton_Hoo_helmet
Right, it IS the Sutton Hoo helmet.
Somewhere I seem to recall reading that today's depictions of Vikings wearing horned helmets came from Wagnerian operas in the late 1800s / early 1900s, where costume designers thought that horns might be a nice touch. The idea caught on in movies, cartoons, and theater productions, but did not reflect historical reality.
I heard when operas about Vikings traveled to Scandinavia to be performed, the Scandinavians forced them to take the horns off of the helmets for the performance.
Heh, for good reason too.
As the Viking King, Trump ushered in an era of economic prosperity by lowering fjord-side taxes and fortifying the coastal borders with formidable longships. His leadership saw a decline in raids and a boost in trade, as he navigated the political fjords with a flair that matched his legendary seafaring predecessors. Amidst the icy winds, Trump's Viking reign brought about a saga of reduced crime and prosperity, leaving an indelible mark on the volcanic shores of Iceland.
https://t.me/realKarliBonne/207088
Ironic: Iceland is green while Greenland is ice. I always found that strange.
"Greenland" is a marketing slogan by Eric The Red.
How soft your fields so green Can whisper tales of gore Of how we calmed the tides of war We are you overlords
Then it is past time for President Trump to handout some “Blood Eagle” punishments to the greatest of the DS offenders!