"The New Year has come, and it's time to make forecasts. There is nothing more senseless and hopeless than that. A year ago, I put it plainly: I want to contribute to the most absurd and outlandish future forecasts. But no, they still write back indignantly, why has nothing come true? Seriously, nothing?

Hasn’t Scholz said that Germany now pays tenfold for its gas? Hasn’t @elonmusk become the US President, if not by position but by influence (bearing in mind that he is not entitled to participate in the election because he was born in Africa)? Isn’t Poland getting ready to seize part of Ukraine, and Northern Ireland is preparing to split away from Foggy Albion? And so on, and so forth… In short, all of our life’s absurd has nearly come true and is still materializing.

So, here comes a new set of forecasts, now for the year 2024 (and it’s not some glitzy ideas of Saxo Bank):

1. Nationalising the military-industrial complex of the EU states, US, and Canada in order to donate all of its defense production to the offended Kiev regime to support its military capacity. Providing Ukraine with a credit syndicated by the Western states in the amount of $25,5 trillion (which corresponds to the US GDP by PPP). Embezzling of this credit in a day’s time by the ruling Kiev regime with Hunter Biden participating.
2. Putting Joe Biden on the international wanted list for its careless leaving of the stage mid-speech, and ongoing absence of the US President backstage with his aides reporting that he is nowhere to be seen.
3. Sentencing Donald Trump to 99 years in prison based on all the criminal charges against him, with a ban to participate in presidential election in all the States of America. Electing him the new US President instead of Biden who got lost backstage.
4. Ominous mass revival of alien mummies hidden away inside US military bases, their arrival in US politics, with aliens subsequently gaining more than half the seats in the US Senate and House of Representatives.
5. Godzilla seizing power in Japan and being proclaimed 天皇 (the Emperor of Japan) ゴジラ I (Godzilla I). The Reptiloid Dynasty starts to rule Japan.

So, the New Year is about to bring us quite a bit of interesting stuff. Looking forward to it!"

5. Godzilla seizing power in Japan and being proclaimed 天皇 (the Emperor of Japan) ゴジラ I (Godzilla I). The Reptiloid Dynasty starts to rule Japan.

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What a waste of time!

This is great! I love the "Trump get elected president instead of Biden who got lost backstage". That's hysterical