Hundreds of thousands of the most solidly right-wing, pro-gun, pro-Constitution patriot types descended on DC at the behest of their beloved president, who should be called Hitler except it's an insult to Hitler.
Yet they showed up UNARMED and entered the Capitol, which has magnetic doors nothing can open unless opened electronically from within by officials, who were somehow hypnotized to do just that.
Then, after charging through two sets of locked doors with mortified police officers holding them open, the right-wing terrorist insurrectionists assaulted no one and respectfully stayed within the velvet ropes as they were led around the Capitol by police, who were opening doors for them and having casual conversations with them while running for their lives, scared to death!
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Hundreds of thousands of the most solidly right-wing, pro-gun, pro-Constitution patriot types descended on DC at the behest of their beloved president, who should be called Hitler except it's an insult to Hitler.
Yet they showed up UNARMED and entered the Capitol, which has magnetic doors nothing can open unless opened electronically from within by officials, who were somehow hypnotized to do just that.
Then, after charging through two sets of locked doors with mortified police officers holding them open, the right-wing terrorist insurrectionists assaulted no one and respectfully stayed within the velvet ropes as they were led around the Capitol by police, who were opening doors for them and having casual conversations with them while running for their lives, scared to death!
Now THAT's a crackpot conspiracy theory