Chris Krispie Kreme rides off into the sunset, his immense girth bouncing on his horse who looks like it just wants to die from the burden of its passenger
He knew, at this moment, his political career and Presidential aspirations had ended. With one hand on the XXXXXL-sized saddle rest, he reaches down and takes another donut out of the box and solemnly stuffs it into his mouth, tears streaming down his face. The sound of his whimpers muffled by the frosted delight that has brought him so much joy throughout his life.
The setting sun on the horizon casting a reddish hue that is only surpassed by the hue of Krispie's face as he struggles to get enough oxygen to the vital organs slowly wasting away inside his body. Now, it was just him, his bowlegged horse, and the dwindling box of fried dough he keeps safe in his saddle bag.
Chris Krispie Kreme rides off into the sunset, his immense girth bouncing on his horse who looks like it just wants to die from the burden of its passenger
He knew, at this moment, his political career and Presidential aspirations had ended. With one hand on the XXXXXL-sized saddle rest, he reaches down and takes another donut out of the box and solemnly stuffs it into his mouth, tears streaming down his face. The sound of his whimpers muffled by the frosted delight that has brought him so much joy throughout his life.
The setting sun on the horizon casting a reddish hue that is only surpassed by the hue of Krispie's face as he struggles to get enough oxygen to the vital organs slowly wasting away inside his body. Now, it was just him, his bowlegged horse, and the dwindling box of fried dough he keeps safe in his saddle bag.
And just like that... he was gone.