I know English is a difficult language to learn, but come on, man.

Google Translate does a halfway decent job, and there are plenty of other options.

I feel for the guy, as I'm struggling to learn Spanish, but I know I wouldn't post anything in Spanish as bad as that post is in English without running it through some sort of translator to confirm I got it passably right.

On the plus side, one thing about bots is they tend to not make mistakes like this (I'm sure eventually they'll be modified to throw a few in to make them more believable), so at least it's probably a real person.