"You can look in the jewelry box, a jewelry box of this natures, smaybe a simple jewelry box but if you look through it closely you dont know what your child may be hiding. For instance, a gun."
"look at pitcha frames, and behind em, cameras, try to determine whas taking place. Behind the picture frame, you can find bullets."
"You should always when your child bring in his popular knapsack, with many different locations, look through it to see what axactly is your child carrying in addition to a book, somethin simple as a crackpipe"
"somethin simple as a baby doll, could be just a baby doll but also it could be a place where you could secrete, or hide drugs."
"run your hands over the pillows, and see if you feel anything thats unusual, like a pillow like this with a button is a perfect invitation to hide something"
"look and see whats inside book cases, it could be more than just books, perfect place to hide, uh, cocaine"
Did he tell the kids now to find guns & blow in their parents room. :-)
That you Mr. Orwell?
Im embarrassed for him its so cringe.. This has to be a part of the show for New Yorkers
Who does the casting for this sit-com?
Get your kids used to pat downs and searches. Like they’ll experience entering school, TSA, jail, etc...
Normalize dat sheet.
"You can look in the jewelry box, a jewelry box of this natures, smaybe a simple jewelry box but if you look through it closely you dont know what your child may be hiding. For instance, a gun."
"look at pitcha frames, and behind em, cameras, try to determine whas taking place. Behind the picture frame, you can find bullets."
"You should always when your child bring in his popular knapsack, with many different locations, look through it to see what axactly is your child carrying in addition to a book, somethin simple as a crackpipe"
"somethin simple as a baby doll, could be just a baby doll but also it could be a place where you could secrete, or hide drugs."
"run your hands over the pillows, and see if you feel anything thats unusual, like a pillow like this with a button is a perfect invitation to hide something"
"look and see whats inside book cases, it could be more than just books, perfect place to hide, uh, cocaine"
Great transcription!
Now do the interpretation...into English...
Not sure what "Secrete" translates to lol
Which community is he speaking to? Who is the audience for this ?
He thinks it is necessary to show grown adults that kids hide things?