Reporter: "How does it feel to be the first vaccinated against cancer?"
Sheeple#1: "Well you know, I have never been happier with the government. I just stay home, or at least within fifteen minutes of home. I don't want to go to the beach anymore, or church or run my small business. I just like to sit here watching the telly waiting for the government to bring my reconstituted cricket smoothie that I sip while watching BBC."
Reporter: "How does it feel to be the first vaccinated against cancer?"
Sheeple#1: "Well you know, I have never been happier with the government. I just stay home, or at least within fifteen minutes of home. I don't want to go to the beach anymore, or church or run my small business. I just like to sit here watching the telly waiting for the government to bring my reconstituted cricket smoothie that I sip while watching BBC."
Don't forget the hourly sex changes.
That part is all very "Hush, Hush".
Bwahahahaha!
Mega Keks!
And...."but it could've been SO much worse."
😵💫 sounds relaxing
They don't have a cancer vaccinate, they have a targeted genetic therapy against your specific cancer, or more generally to a common set of them.