76 Elon - "If you’re lucky, history remembers you as a salad"...😉😉 (twitter.com) posted 274 days ago by purkiss80 274 days ago by purkiss80 +76 / -0 22 comments share 22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
My uncle would be ordering at restaurant..would ask server in your caesar salad do you serve him whole or do you cut him up....
When my husband gets asked "how would you like your eggs", he answers "scratched". You would think he would stop doing that after all the times I kick him under the table while giving him the stink eye, but, nope, he thinks it is funny.
I don't get it.
Hubby is talking about his testicles.
oh.
but men don’t have eggs;
women have eggs.
lol
Sounds like my husband! Fortunately, we don’t get out much…