Ha, that's a good one! I'll have to remember that!

I actually had a caiman as a pet when I was a kid, had to send him to the Alligator farm in Buena Park Ca when he ate the neighbors cat. I remember they had two Nile crocodiles there that were brought over in the 1950"s that were absolutely massive, imagine a Volkswagen beetle with a head and tail. They had outgrown their enclosure and they were trying to figure out what to do with them at the time. California in the 70's and 80's was still a magical place, it breaks my heart to see whats happened to it.