Truth be told. If trends continue like they have been. Recent stats indicate most of my generation won’t be able to afford to retire. Let alone pay the cost of a funeral.
That's when the funeral parlors run an ads for:
"Special - Crispy Critter - Special"
"Everything comes in ONE Box with Secure Lid"
"Ready for Insertion into Catacombs"
"All for the LOW, LOW PRICE of $2,500.00 paid out in monthly payments"
Truth be told. If trends continue like they have been. Recent stats indicate most of my generation won’t be able to afford to retire. Let alone pay the cost of a funeral.
A guy down in Haiti named, Barbecue, can help you out with that last one. 😬
I’d probably give him indigestion
That's when the funeral parlors run an ads for: "Special - Crispy Critter - Special" "Everything comes in ONE Box with Secure Lid" "Ready for Insertion into Catacombs"
"All for the LOW, LOW PRICE of $2,500.00 paid out in monthly payments"
"We Finance"