Then they turn around and accuse us of yelling the loudest because we are pointing out what they’re doing and insinuate that it must be us that’s doing what they are doing, and all the braindead midwits who stare at Hallmark and Oprah Winfrey Network all day without a single syllable of inner monologue in their heads are influence opped into “author voice not say they lying, so must no lie.”

Edit: I have a running assumption that the vast majority of people on this site have an inner monologue, but would be very interested in seeing a poll.