Walmart's New Location Has an In-Store Police Station | Entrepreneur
In response to rising crime in the retail industry, Walmart is reopening a store in Atlanta that includes an in-store police station to enhance security and address community concerns.
I think they should get into the Jail business too - I mean they have a lot of floor area, a cafeteria, could have work program... why not?
Go to walmart to steal some gibs
Get caught by new in-store undercover cops
Chimpout.exe
Thrown in slammer in back corner of store, behind cop shop
Immediate virtual-trial, judge sees footage, throws the book at you
Moved to the permanent section
Fresh pillows, clothes, cot, etc.
Even got a work program
Gettin yo life together
Out on good behavior
Got a new job stacking shelves, eventually you'll drive the forklift
The system works
US is healing
Walmart stocks through the roof
Well everything they sell comes from some turd world country so maybe they can open their prison there and ship all the turds they catch. I vote they open the first in NIgeria and Congo. I hear the weather there close to the equator is great.