The 2024 total solar eclipse is only a couple hours away, frogs! What are the dumbest theories you've seen so far? My favorite is that city-sized "Independence Day" UFOs have been using 24-hour orbits so that they can always hide behind the blue skies, and the eclipse will reveal them! 🤣
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🫡 It's over! 🌙
For the theology nerds:
All John Hagee books will be 50% off today. His eschatology will be 100% off today as well.
Definitely something feels "off" about this bookstore.... whoosh
I had to use Ai to understand the joke. The joke offers a dual play on the word "off" related to John Hagee's books and eschatological views. Initially, "off" refers to a 50% discount on his books, implying a sale. Then, it humorously claims his eschatology, or end-times theology, is "100% off," suggesting it's entirely incorrect, blending commercial lingo with theological critique.
Wow I'm surprised AI got the joke.
Yeah "eschatology" It's just a fancy word for The study of the end times. There's three primary schools of thought; premillennial -dispensationism, post-millennialism, and al-millennial. The pre-mill dispies are the ones that make all sorts of silly predictions and interpretations of scripture. That viewpoint Only became popular in the last couple hundred of years.
JH has written a ton of "end times" books and had many, many sermons on the subject. He's been wrong every time.
Dude is a joke in a lot of Reformed and Presbyterian circles.
He's probably dodging calls today and getting ready to write his next book.
BIG fucking kek over here pede. I think this flew over a lot of folks heads, but I see you!
Thank you sir!