33 The 2024 Total Solar Eclipse was so fun (not to mention watching flat earthers get unceremoniously dragged by their balls across the East Coast for six hours)! Here's the official map for the next one and—oh! Isn't that cute—this guy thinks Disney will still exist! (media.greatawakening.win) posted 252 days ago by catsfive 252 days ago by catsfive +35 / -2 16 comments download share 16 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
It's already dead to me. And in 2045, I'll prolly be dead too
I'll be 77 in 2045, just in time to take that age reversal pill Dr William Tompkins spoke about... surely it'll be available to the general public by then ;)
I'll be 71 and likely long since blind by then. But maybe I'll be able to 'feel' the eclipse lol
AND you'll be able to stare right at it the entire time.
Kidding. You won't be blind. You'll have Neuralink and bionic eyes.
Nah I'd rather eat dirt than to wear robot crap in my body