Liquid nitrogen fertilizer spill kills nearly 750,000 fish in Iowa river, officials say
Hundreds of thousands of fish were killed earlier this month in a nearly 50-mile stretch of the East Nishnabotna River to the Missouri border due to a fertilizer spill in Iowa, state officials said.
"How was work today, dear?" "Eh, counted some fish."
Pay the gov enough to look the other way:
That exact number sounds fishy.
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