"How was work today, dear?"
"Eh, counted some fish."
As of Thursday, it was reported that a total of 749,242 fish had been killed, with the most affected species being the minnows, shiners, dace and chubs at 707,871.
Pay the gov enough to look the other way:
According to Iowa state codes, a permit is required to discharge pollutants into a river.
"How was work today, dear?" "Eh, counted some fish."
Pay the gov enough to look the other way:
Them: How can you tell it's a lie?
Me: They put an exact number on something that could only be an estimate.
Probably a number on the low side, too.
That exact number sounds fishy.
I see what you did there... u/#ummwhat
u/#HatPepe
In essence, the smallest fish, baitfish, the fish that exist to eat algae and feed bigger fish.