Will his life story written down on page include the fact that he regularly attended an occult child trafficking island, his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, visited his White House over 17 times, or that his wife is a literal serial killer who has had countless associates "accidently commit suicide?" A trail of blood seldom seen over the course of multiple decades that would make Jeffrey Dahmer blush. I'm guessing his memoir is going to keep those parts out.