Now this would be interesting.

What if it is all a script that we will never know was a script?

Trump goes to jail (to create a precedent for FJB and Obammy and Bush), and it seems like he's all alone in prison (but there's actually secret service).

Then, he befriends the inmates and makes a video just like Dr. Evil... "It's a Pep-Pee Life."

Then he is elected. He turns the State Pen into a White House bunker, and runs things from jail like a badass.

The end.