54 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man (babylonbee.com) posted 220 days ago by ashlanddog 220 days ago by ashlanddog +54 / -0 'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man BEAUFORT, SC — Local soon-to-be-deceased man Cade Rollins asked a friend today why on earth he should buy his wife a Mother's Day present when she isn't his mom. 31 comments share 31 comments share save hide report block hide replies
A fake holiday driven by the need for sales. We can honor our parents on birthdays and Christmas. But once this thing got started, it can't be stopped because of the female need to compare themselves to others.
...all "holidays" are "fake" except for Resurrection Sunday and the Fourth Of July...
...doggy winks...
...Fixed it...
Please look up Anna Jarvis, the anti-war origins of Mother's Day, and the anti-commercialization stance on the holiday.
Enjoy a church service, carnation and a home cooked meal.