BREAKING: WW3 triggering event narrowly avoided after truck flips on I-95 South near Baltimore.
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Kekekekek... That's hilarious... Cheers fren... ☕️☕️☕️
A little dark, but we all need a laugh while we sit on the precipice?
If we don't laugh in the face of all this turmoil, we'll go insane if we're not already there... Enjoy the rest of your weekend fren...
Quick! Time to open the Strategic Pop-Rocks Reserve!
Too late. Biden drained it to keep sugar prices low for a few months. /s
I never knew they put logos on top of trailers. You learn something new every day.
Hehe...I suspect some photo-shoppery here. I found this one and did not make it.
Lol i was just being dumb
Life hangs but by a thread!
Best laugh today! Thanks!
Seriously though.
You’re right. Fizz-ageddon is no trivial matter. We shouldn’t be so ‘gassy’ about it.
This is funny, however it actually would need to be a Diet Coke (TM) Truck, Because the aspartame in DC Is part of the reaction's cause!
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/48759/why-do-diet-coke-and-mentos-react
Haha!
CNN Headline (sarcastic):
-Fake Tapper (formerly known as Jake)
-US Department of Defense
That's fn funny. Good on ya
No need to be so salty just because you prefer Pepsi. /s
Stolen from ‘Sunday Funnies’ and I could not resist given the “verge of WW3” precipice we appear to be on right now.
I think it is sarcastic, OR he really, really, really hates Coke, OR he was traumatized by a pet OD on Mentos when young.
Maybe he had wanted a Choo Choo when he was a toddler and Santa missed his house.