Well, to be fair, she's not Miss America, she's Miss Alabama. Obviously corn-fed and a severe addiction to fried foods and Twinkies. Directions to her house probably include, "When you reach the abandoned gas station, turn off the paved road..." And we know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama... if it had been anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Well, to be fair, she's not Miss America, she's Miss Alabama. Obviously corn-fed and a severe addiction to fried foods and Twinkies. Directions to her house probably include, "When you reach the abandoned gas station, turn off the paved road..." And we know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama... if it had been anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Teeth brush!!! KEK!!!
Heh, no doubt... but I'll bet the Alabama version has a lot of misspellings.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
... and ends with "Roll Tide".