Pfizer Assures Public They Are Preparing For Next Pandemic By Developing An All-New Ineffective Vaccine With Fatal Side Effects
(babylonbee.com)
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It's barely comedy when it is pretty much reality.
Still funny, but my neighbors and coworkers will line up to get it, not the smartest people I know, actually some of the dumbest
I think everyone is in the same position. At least two coworkers have told me that they won't get any more COVID shots. Hopefully they've learned and won't fall for it with MUH BURD FLOO that they're trying to scare us all with. Although in that case, I agree with what others have said on here about it just being used as an excuse to murder millions of chickens and drive the price of food up even higher.
...dark comedy...
The bee has their own time machine apparently.
...distinct possibility...
The "Experts": You're not a horse or cow, Y'all.
Also the "Experts": Trust this animal doctor to know what's best for your health.
...the persistence of memory...
WTF, I thought that was a real headline.
I was already pissed off.
...lay calm...
Remember in the movie Men in Black when agent k grabbed the national enquire for the news and agent j was like but thats the enquire.
Maybe the babylonbee is the real news all along lol.