"The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times."
"Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times."
"Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had.""
"The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
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"The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times."
"Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times."
"Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had.""
"The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."