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i saw people here on GAW saying they disagree with the commandments being displayed in schools. but i think its a great idea. people should at least know what the commandments are. no need to enforce them beyond the law, or take away freedom of religion. just teach people what they are.
i needed a gold pen for church while i was broke. so i stole one. why? because as a relatively new Christian, i literally didn't remember that was a commandment. I returned to the store as soon as I could and paid for the whole set of pens i took it from.
say what you will about me... but people aren't as aware of the commandments as you might think.
"but people aren't as aware"
...this is true as a whole...
😂
...let it be forever known here and now...
...A. Dog believes in the lowest common denominator...
Our kids are born naked anyway. Just don't force them to put on their birthday suit when they try to run away.
...give me a moment to digest that one...
...howls...
Don't forget to do it in your birthday suit.
"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man"
Your fur is part of your birthday suit and all dogs are usually in that birthday suit, though you have to wear a collar/tag.
...I feel naked with out my collar...
...it is part of my identity...
...doggy winks...
I'll bet most dogs do.
I was surprised to see Jimi Hendrix in a concert in the late 60s threatening to put a curse on disrespectful concert goers that all their children will be born naked.
...doggy winks...