They asked him, "Sir! They want a predebate drug test! Can we do a drug test before the debate, sir?"
To which he replied, "Malarkey! Im the drug tester in chief! I test all the drugs! Give me a drug, Ill show you the results. Wheres Hunter, my assistant? He has them all. HUN-TER!"
If drug tests are required of Fed Govt employees, then ALL Fed Govt employees should be tested regularly, INCLUDING the politicians.
They asked him, "Sir! They want a predebate drug test! Can we do a drug test before the debate, sir?" To which he replied, "Malarkey! Im the drug tester in chief! I test all the drugs! Give me a drug, Ill show you the results. Wheres Hunter, my assistant? He has them all. HUN-TER!"
Same with all police and fire.
If people with a CDL need to be drug tested regularly, why don't cops and politicians need to be?