Activision Announces Release Of 'Call Of Duty: Moderately Sloped Roof'
U.S. — Video game developer Activision announced what has quickly become its most anticipated release in years, with newest franchise installment Call Of Duty: Moderately Sloped Roof.
I can’t remember the last time Bee posted satire. They’ve been posting real news for ages. 🔥
And the msm has been posting “real news” that reads like satire! Almost daily I ask if a headline is from the Bee only to find out it’s msm.
Pre order to receive a limited edition safety harness and roof anchor.
Kek
If you pre-order the game before the release date, you'll get a "Pride Month" skin for your character.
And alternate uniform selection Furry edition
Are those some sort of special secret agent darpa technology? Asking for incompetence.
Damn these guys are funny! I ❤️ the 🐝
Top Kek
Kekkity kek on that one!
The headline alone here really got me laughing. However, I would encourage everyone to actually read the article as well. It’s fucking hilarious.