If Harris and Walz WIN. What I Will Do.

1.Heavily invest in Fentanyl Supply Chains in Mexico

2.Auction off my grandchildren on Only Fans and put tampons in my bathrooms

3.Get a new wardrobe for cross-dressing to avoid being attacked

4.Identify as black and learn ebonics

5.Sell anything I own that uses gas

6.Restrict all my activities to 15 minutes only

7.Build a guest house in a Coconut tree

8.Apply for reparations

9.Pray to my dead parents to forgive me for voting for them in 2024 election

10.Put a DEI sticker on my golf cart

11.Get tattoos all over my body and dye my hair purple

12.Go back to work, greeter at Walmart and intern at MSNBC

13.Burn down my church and worship Moloch

14.Apply for government entitlements on Wednesdays (WIC, etc)…my day to identify as a women

15.Unlearn what a woman is

16.Sexually molest all my neighbors’ kids

17.Melt down all my guns and make chop sticks and eat bugs

18.Study communism at the local Community College

19.Learn new shoplifting skills

20.Learn how to LIE about everything I do and say

Feel welcome to add to the list!