Electoralitis! It's back!

Symptoms include:

• inability to detect fake news and propaganda

• uncontrollable bouts of mail-in voting

• memory loss resulting in misplaced or inability to locate one's identification

• mysterious broken water pipes (excessive hydroscopic inundation)

• sudden inability to ask uncomfortable questions about systemic insecurities within our voting infrastructure

• rapid onset blindness to evidence of illegal behavior

Doctors are baffled over this mysterious condition which affects millions of Americans every four years. It's a chronic condition that seems to have no known cure. However, I hear military researchers are currently working on a solution which will hopefully be released very soon. We mustn't let Electoralitis claim any more victims than it already has!