What would be really funny is if before the elections, on some big rally, he'd get Biden to walk to the stage and tell that he isn't Biden, but an actor hired to play Biden after the real deal got seriously sick before the last election, too late to switch to another candidate then - and they still maybe thought he'd recover but he didn't and is now either in some hidden care facility or maybe dead. But then said actor got scared, when the real Biden could not come back, that they'd maybe do something like kill him off after they no longer needed him in order to make sure he'd never talk, and he decided to pretend that he is getting senile fast in hopes that would keep him a bit safer, and maybe give him a chance to run if that dropped him out of the run for the next term, and so gave them a bit less reason to keep that tight an eye on him.

Okay, I guess I don't really believe that, it just still bothers me how different Biden looks now - and sounds - compared to what he was like even during his time as the VP. It really doesn't look like the same man.