The Acolyte has KILLED Star Wars?! | ClownfishTV
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not to be that guy, but... making the theatrical release of the original trilogy illegal killed SW for me. han shot first.
Fear not young one, i have an original dvd copy of both a new hope and the empire strikes back. incontestable proof that Han shot first.
At some future time, a star wars reboot will occur. It will sum up the totality of the star wars releases occurring after episode 3 ( and yes episodes 1-3 weren't great, but they also weren't woke either, so they get to stay in cannon) as a fever induced night terror caused by some really bad rootleaf stew that Jedi Master Yoda ate for dinner on Dagobah.
In this way, all the crap that came out post 2005 will be pushed aside with a single force driven bowl cleanse by Yoda. We will get real sequels for episode 7-9, the star wars universe will be able to continue with quality writing, quality actors, and directors who actually care about keeping the universe clean of the latest fads in pop culture. There will be zero woke / dei bs forced down the audience throat.
Watch seasons 1 and 2 of the Mandolorian. Those are the real sequels that weren't woke. It got woke in season 3 which is why I explore you to stop after that. But yeah Disney fucked up sw
Thank you to the wokie Leslie for helping to take down Disney