55 You see this. You are not allowed to call this "fat". What will you do? (twitter.com) posted 87 days ago by bubble_bursts 87 days ago by bubble_bursts +55 / -0 47 comments share 47 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Grass-fed bovine... check.
The "holy" part is doubtful though.
Instead of "fat", I would go with rotund, corpulent, obese, portly... or my personal favorite, blubbery.
Excessive body positivity
"Step away from the keyboard and come along with us."
Tub of lard applies as well.