361 LOL - WE WILL ALWAYS BEAT THEM, THEY HAVE NO CHANCE: "In the UK, if you own chickens you now have to register them with the government. So people are registering roast chickens they've bought at the supermarket and they've crashed the government website... - KEEP GOING." (twitter.com) posted 72 days ago by eagle-eyes2020 72 days ago by eagle-eyes2020 +361 / -0 32 comments share 32 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Soon you'll need a license to crack an egg, and another one to cook that egg. But licenses will be distributed for various ways of cooking the egg.
Sunny side up? Oi, you got a license?
Scrambled? Oi, show me your license.