I went to 2 different wally worlds in Siloam springs yesterday to get tp. Shelves were depleted. Had to buy what was avail, only 1ply and 1 pack of Charmin at the last one.
Anyone else seeing empty tp shelves? Paper towels were not empty like tp tho.
I too felt myself swirling around down this toilet hole. Can't believe I took the time to read it all!
While I am here, I will say this.
Shit before you shower and there is no need for any TP, rags, or anything else. Just use a bar of soap and thoroughly clean yourself up. Problem solved.
That's what third-worlders do. Actually, they use a dipper with one hand and soap in the other. Pouring water. The only problem is that you gotta bring your own soap, because bathrooms without TP rarely have soap.
Shaking hands and hugs aren't as popular in some parts of the world.
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump together in the woods one day.
The bear said to the rabbit, "Do you ever have problems with the poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No. I never do."
So the bear grabbed the rabbit and wiped his ass.