I really want to like McDonald's as much as Trump does, I really do.
But my problem isn't that they're "a modern and progressive burger company," it's that the contents of their Big Macs squirt out the back whenever I bite into one.
No other burger joint does this. I end up with such messy hands because of it.
Turn it around and bite it from the rear! kek just kidding.
I can just see my daughter handling this problem - she'd probably get two ziploc sandwich bags and put her hands in them to use them like gloves, then eat the thing lol.
I really want to like McDonald's as much as Trump does, I really do.
But my problem isn't that they're "a modern and progressive burger company," it's that the contents of their Big Macs squirt out the back whenever I bite into one.
No other burger joint does this. I end up with such messy hands because of it.
Turn it around and bite it from the rear! kek just kidding.
I can just see my daughter handling this problem - she'd probably get two ziploc sandwich bags and put her hands in them to use them like gloves, then eat the thing lol.